Why excel when we can be stunning and brave!

Being the best you can be is no longer an aspiration in modern society. Fame was once seen as the excrement of success, now is it has become the single object of desire. Everyone can have their 15 minutes of fame if they act like farmyard animals on camera long enough to be acknowledged by some former reality show idiot.

Before you know it the fabric of society will crumble and descend into a far more moronic dystopia than Huxley could have ever conceived.

Once the last battery dies and there is no electricity left to recharge it...only then will people look up from their black mirrors and realise... the human species can't sustain itself on a catalogue of social media influencers flashing their wobbly bits for the adoration of their lecherous relatives.

Why don't you excel and listen to this track...

https://kycker.ffm.to/stunningandbrave

Tis the season to cash in. What better way to sell the illusion of warmth and comfort to the masses than rebranding one of our songs by throwing some sleigh bells on it…

It’s Christmas time… show love for your lord and saviour by chain sawing a forest, fuelling a turkey genocide and committing a legion of plastic toys to landfill. If Jesus came back and saw what we did to celebrate his birthday, he would likely team up with his old testament dad and get biblical on us.

Don’t worry though, that reality TV personality will be turning on the lights soon and the John Lewis advert will be coming on.

Cheer yourselves up by listening to the track below…

https://kycker.ffm.to/christmasisabore

First world problems are growing at an exponential rate… but guess what? No one cares!

Most of the west haven’t experienced the horrors of war and most of us are sat in a house with central heating and running water.

This is just a reminder to ourselves that no matter what we’re going through there’s always something worse happening somewhere else.

The only control we have is how we react to what life throws at us. Crying about the trivial will not cancel out the reality that we will all die and all of our choices good or bad, will be forgotten with the decay of time. So try not to take life too seriously…

Listen to it in your safe space by clicking the link below….

https://kycker.ffm.to/safespace

The stench of entitlement is a scent known to many people living outside of England’s capital.

This song is dedicated to when a little rich boy came up North to let everyone know how important he was.

After prancing about like someone having their 4th Hen do, the staff informed him sternly that he was making a scene.

Unaware of the fact he was surrounded by plenty of diversity he responded by shouting that they were being racist towards him.

Well now it’s in a song and it can live on forever.

Check it out below…

https://kycker.ffm.to/itsbecauseyourefromlondon

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Song description

Would you kick your grandad out on the street for his right wing views on immigration? It's funny how bad the division has got in this country. A long time ago in a UK far away people used to debate and even agree to disagree.

Generations are a bit like software. Society programs a set of citizens to operate optimally for what it aspires to be at that time so of course we are never going to agree. Whatever was right in 1939 isn't right now and what is right now certainly won't be right in 20 years time. We are more like robots then we think...

One day gen Z will be seen by Gen 2044 as right wing monsters and millennials will be seen by the next species that follows as a hyper sentient alien race that worshipped cats.

This song is a call for everyone to get over themselves before we have some emoji driven civil war with the gore setting on.