Tis the season to cash in. What better way to sell the illusion of warmth and comfort to the masses than rebranding one of our songs by throwing some sleigh bells on it…
It’s Christmas time… show love for your lord and saviour by chain sawing a forest, fuelling a turkey genocide and committing a legion of plastic toys to landfill. If Jesus came back and saw what we did to celebrate his birthday, he would likely team up with his old testament dad and get biblical on us.
Don’t worry though, that reality TV personality will be turning on the lights soon and the John Lewis advert will be coming on.
Cheer yourselves up by listening to the track below…